butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

sergeantjerkbarnes:

this is the most embarrassing post i have ever seen

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord)

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

(Source: yugoslavic)

“Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” ― Lilith Saintcrow

(Source: korratea)

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

zukothefirelords:

70 years later and people are still fangirling over Zuko.

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)